• Lindsay Tobias


Ever had a bowl of vegetables with some stevia and called it dessert? I have. I have once tried to do a sweet cauliflower-only dessert. I truly just willed it into existence. I thought that if a naked man could control his body temperature using only his mental strength in Antartica, I could definitely begin to find such things delicious. It turns out that I am not (YET) as mentally strong as this man.